Missives tagged me for a meme tonight, so here it is, my debut meme (and I ♥ cre8buzz! Thank you so much to Velveteen Mind for getting me onto the beta version): answering Bernard Pivot's questionnaire

What is your favorite word? ecclesiastical (it makes my palate feel so well used)

What is your least favorite word? I try to keep this blog relatively reader friendly so we'll say it starts with c and rhymes with "runt".

What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? Intense nature (i.e. thunderstorms, very strong smelling gardens, when the leaves change colors)

What turns you off? hypocrisy=PEEVE

What is your favorite curse word? Asshat

What sound or noise do you love? CB whispering

What sound or noise do you hate? alternatively finger nails on a chalkboard and three year old children saying my name (often they sound pretty much the same)

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Marine Biologist

What profession would you not like to do? school bus driver

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Eh, I guess I'll let you in anyway."