by day i am a mild-mannered software engineer, silently solving the problems of the world from the safety of my computer, through the proper use of an if statement. then, while waiting in rush hour traffic, i metamorphose into supermom. would you believe notsobadmom. how about sillymom. yes, i metamorphose into sillymom. able to dodge flying projectile toys like madonna dodges good films. able to overpower strong wills like michael jackson overpowers common sense. able to kiss owies at the speed of light. then the children go to bed and i blog to avoid housework.