I'm a 38-year-old Southern mom to two little girls who bribes her kids with fruit roll ups. I struggle to get to work, or anywhere else for that matter, on time. I'm a former perfectionist who's learned to embrace the sticky handprints and dog hair. I'd love to find 5 minutes of time for myself that don't involve sitting on a toilet.

I love the beach and margaritas, but I'm landlocked in Middle Tennessee.

I've been married to my high school sweetheart for 10 years. He's a techy geek kind of guy and owns a computer services company. In a previous life he was a bartender at the beach.

I work for a publishing company by day as a managing editor for special projects and I blog about my incredible rock star mommy existence by night. Where else am I going to write about poop and pinot noir?

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