My blog doesn't really fit into any "category" in my opinion. Imagine my surprise when I was asked to product review a discreetly named , um, penis ring. Bwahahahahahaha. I did not even know things like this existed until my now teenage boys mentioned one a few years ago. It was something they had seen in a well known "gift" shop one finds in malls. I grew up in the Mid-West PEOPLE! I was a good Catholic girl who considered joining a convent when I was 12! Penis rings made of tanzanite. Oh and "gold". Yeah, okay. Shore.
The requesting site was relatively innocuously named so I checked it out. And burst out laughing. My children live in a Viagra world. That's really sad if you take the time to think about it.
In the same "gift" store in the mall they also saw a whale condom. Yes, a condom sized for a beluga. I thought we were encouraging the growth of whale pods? Wouldn't this be UNgreen?
Geez, I think the dirtiest thing I ever found growing up was the book, "The Joy of Sex" by Alex Comfort. That's the how to book all the non-swinging couples' of the 70's bought. Even the drawing were correct and somehow completely boring. My parents were more Catholic than me.
My mom did tell me a story where they ended up at a "key" party, where everyone throws their house key into a big bowl and the men pick out different keys and go home with the wife that owns the keys. I hear tell my parents left in 60 seconds.
America is so weird!
I wonder what kind of product reviews blogs such as The Queen of Shake-Shake(http://queenofshake-shake.com) receive? (She uses much stranger subjects and words than I do so I know her blog is referred by Google to pervs way more often than mine. ;)