In no particular order:

1. She's swaying back and forth with purse in arm




2. She calls her childless friend and says she wants to get together for a playdate




3. The yellowish stain on her right shoulder




4. That wet spot over her left boob




5. She tells you her toilet tries to overflow on a regular basis ever since her toothbrush vanished




6. She starts humming the Backyardigans Theme song




7. Her shopping cart is full of mac n' cheese, cheerios and fruit snacks




8. When frustrated with her husband she calls him 3 different names before getting the right one




9. The pieces of granola bar she has evidently sat on




10. She excuses herself from her friends saying, "I have to go potty"

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