My friend Lisa's daughter Kenzie is quite the little comedienne. She told me this story this weekend while the moms, Lisa, Karen and I were having lunch with our daughters.
When you get to heaven, if you step on a duck, God gives you something.
One day Karen was walking around Heaven with a really UGLY guy when she was approached by Lisa. Lisa looked at the ugly guy and asked Karen, "What's up?"
Karen said, "I stepped on a duck and God gave me this guy."
The next day, Lisa was walking around Heaven with a really UGLY guy when she happened upon Karen. Karen looked at the ugly guy and asked Lisa, "What's up?"
Lisa replied, "I stepped on a duck and God gave me this guy."
The following day, Terri was walking around Heaven with a really HOT guy when she saw Karen and Lisa. Karen and Lisa asked, "What's up?"
Terri pointed to the hot guy and said, "He stepped on a duck."
Talk about getting put in your place! Kenzie got a hug anyway for making me laugh!
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