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What happens in Heaven... Posted 2 months ago
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My friend Lisa's daughter Kenzie is quite the little comedienne. She told me this story this weekend while the moms, Lisa, Karen and I were having lunch with our daughters.

When you get to heaven, if you step on a duck, God gives you something.

One day Karen was walking around Heaven with a really UGLY guy when she was approached by Lisa. Lisa looked at the ugly guy and asked Karen, "What's up?"

Karen said, "I stepped on a duck and God gave me this guy."

The next day, Lisa was walking around Heaven with a really UGLY guy when she happened upon Karen. Karen looked at the ugly guy and asked Lisa, "What's up?"

Lisa replied, "I stepped on a duck and God gave me this guy."

The following day, Terri was walking around Heaven with a really HOT guy when she saw Karen and Lisa. Karen and Lisa asked, "What's up?"

Terri pointed to the hot guy and said, "He stepped on a duck."

Talk about getting put in your place! Kenzie got a hug anyway for making me laugh!


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Brian_in_nc
bgabree said (2 months ago)
That is a good funny. I'll try to remember it and change the names and sexes of course when it's told. Thanks.

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