I was at the drug store the other day & saw the most hideous thing my tiny eyes have ever seen.
This smaller then average size women in normal looking clothes had her hair pulled back in a pony tail. Then right on top of her ever so straight pony tail was the ENORMOUS, BIGGER THEN LIFE, TWICE THE SIZE OF ME, OVER THE TOP, CIRCUS FREAK CLIP ON BOW!!!!! WTH WAS SHE THINKING!
Ok, I have it all out of me, I'm telling you it took all I had to not sit her down on the seat of the blood pressure thingy & do a Full makeover. But, i didn't I just smiled & nodded when she walked by. Just like my mom would have wanted.
Now I know I used to wear some crazy crap when I was younger. I mean come on it was the freakin 80"s, right.
Let's see..... what do I remember wearing. I'll give you 7 Crazzzzzzzzzzy ass things I used to wear, only 7!

1. Parachute Pants....In every color!


2. Hammer Pants,,I loved Hammer pants. I had them in every color & then some!


3. Big Ass HOOP earrings. You could drive a car through them put it in reverse & then parallel park. But who's asking, right?


4. Lace gloves, I had black & a red pair. Don't ask.


5. Light face powder & tons of Mascara.


6. Keds shoes ( Generic Brand )with out the laces.


7. Those Balloon skirts. Do you remember those? Loved them.
   Ok, Yes I had those Damn Bows too, but don't tell a soul..... I know where you Blog. LOL