I'm not going to lie; I've gotten out of a few speeding tickets, and I know it's because I'm blond and charming. (Hey, I'm going to work any angle I can.) Take today, for example. I was in Tinytown (where I teach), on my way to a homevisit to meet a new student. I was distracted (eating french fries and trying to figure out where I was going in an unfamiliar part of town) when I got pulled over. As the officer walked up to my car, I stuffed my phone under the seat without bending too much and knocked my cheeseburger on the floor. He said, "License, please. You were going 45 in a 25 back there. You were also looking down. Were you texting??" "No," I replied. "I was just reaching for one of these fries." He said, "I could get you for inattentive driving, too, you know." I said, "I'm a teacher in this town. I'm here every day, and trust me, I do know better than to deliberately speed in TinyTown. I would never speed intentionally." He replied, "Do you know how many times I've heard that?

He took my license back to his car, and I knew I was in for it. Damn! I've been so good since that last ticket a few years ago. I even bought a Honda Civic because it has a huge digital speedometer that shows me my speed and helps me be good. But 20 over?! I'm in for it for sure; there's just no excuse.

The officer came back with my license. I was elated to see that he had no paperwork in his hands. He told me to "Please be careful" and turned to go. I told him, "Wait. I want to tell you something. I've spent my entire afternoon doing homevisits on my day off. You just proved that what goes around DOES come around. Thank you very much."

"It's a holiday weekend," he said. "Drive Safely."

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Well, my summer is almost over; I'm heading back to school on the 26th. Just wanted to tell everyone I've had a lot of fun on the Buzz this summer, but I won't be able to keep up the pace come fall. I'll leave that to the SAHM's and SAHD's who have sent their little ones back to school and now have more time to check in at the Buzz! I will definitely be checking in, though, and my blog will be updated daily, so please stay in touch! Happy Buzzing to you all!

I really just means stupid tricks that people can do, not tricks that stupid people do...Well, maybe both, but I'm wondering, do you have any hidden talents that not everyone knows about? I, for example, can put my fist in my mouth! (This is always a big hit at the family reunion talent show.) What can you do?!