I’m new to Cre8buzz and blogging in general and folks, I’ve got questions:

Why do I have to trade jewelry and post half-naked women on my blog to get folks to read it? And I’m talking folks who are my friends. Who are on-line all the time. And writers themselves. And one of them I sleep with!

Why are the only people reviewing Prefers Her Fantasy Life, Bad Lad and Bulgari862, who apparently doesn’t even speak English?

Why was the first ad Google posted to my blog for ‘real cheating housewives’?

And why doesn’t the Google Ad Dude tell his Search Engine Parents that I exist? I mean, Firefox knows me.

Why isn’t RSS—Real Simple Syndication -- real simple?

How come I can’t figure out the formatting for the f-ing, I mean…freaking strikethrough function?

So far, the only highlights of blogging are: meeting creative folks here and bloghopping, which encourages drinking. And boy, I’m all over that!