Hi there. Welcome to our blog. It’s about two friends: Elaine and Haley.

Elaine used to be fun and have a life - until she got married, had a baby and stopped having anything interesting to say.

Meanwhile, Haley continued to go out and have adventures, live her life, and try to relate to Elaine. But it was hard. When every phone conversation begins with “you won’t believe what the baby did today…” you find yourself pulling away.

Luckily we both have a sense of humor, love to insult one another, and write to one another … sharing our thoughts and views on life, which we are now sharing with lucky you.

If we were humble, we’d say something like “the blog may not be as funny as we think it is.” Or, “we realize you may have better things to do, but can you check out our blog for a sec?” Let’s face it, you don’t have better things to do and we aren’t humble. And the blog is funny. It’s hilarious. It really is. Some days we sit around and congratulate ourselves on how fucking brilliant we are. Now it’s your turn (to congratulate us).

The site will be updated at least weekly with new posts - so subscribe! And being the narcissists that we are, we want to hear from you, so leave a comment or send us an email.

Enjoy!

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