I've been popping in and out of this lovely place for a few months now, and I've finally pulled my head out of my ass for long enough to realize something.

It's like Myspace for Bloggers! And what does that mean to me?

The biggest thing? Less idiots and spammers, more dialogue and writing that is actually intelligible.

I highly doubt that the moron who sat next to me in third grade and chewed all her pencils during class will be showing up here with flecks of yellow paint on her lips to shoot me a well-constructed message like, "OMG, do u rember me? So gr8t! XX00!"

Social Networking sites are fun, but let's face it: Asshats and the Mentally Incompetent FLOCK to them in great numbers.

And they FIND YOU. And they MESSAGE YOU.

Lucky you.

Seeing as how Antman is Super Fabulous at a level that Tom or Rupert could never dream of reaching, I doubt that's going to happen here.

This realization is happening at just the right time for this Surf Weary Wench who's had it up to HERE with the Cranially Bankrupt Populations of Facebook and Myspace.

Facebook has always irritated the piss out of me, and as of late, Myspace seems to be trying to become MyFace. If I get one more comment on my account there about how SOMEONE HAS BOUGHT ME AS THEIR PET?

I will KILL.

ahem

Basically, what I'm trying to say here is...

cre8Buzz? I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for.

In other words? I'll be around a lot more, friends.

And now? In the words of Ron Burgundy (or whoever composes the teleprompter)...

You stay classy, Buzzers.