I can't be arsed at the moment to really blog. Work is stressful but nice and the weather is just great which means that the minute I leave work I get into my car and head to the swimming lake.

It is conveniently located between work and home and it is pretty awesome. As our apartment gets pretty sticky and hot I prefer to stay out as long as I can and everyone that's been staying in the water until their lips and fingernails turned blue knows, that this lasts you a while even when you get back to heated surroundings.

Hence I am really looking forward to work being over in less than two hours so I can head out.

Hope everyone is having equally great weather.

Anything that can possibly go wrong, does. It is a law. The law of most possible vileness.

Yesterday I had a personal coaching session in work. With an external person. A psychologist/communication trainer/ consultant/ hilariously funny person no less. First thing in the morning. I'm never late if I can help it. Due to a misunderstanding the coach and I missed each other twice and started the session late. For more than two hours I worried what the coach was interpreting into my being late. W E I R D.

The hubby went on a business trip this morning. Last night he stressed that we'd oversleep and he would miss his flight. We wake up way early and make it to the airport. With time to spare. I get into work at an ungodly hour. The coffee machine is broken. Ten minutes later the hubby called, his flight was cancelled. J U U U S T G R E A T.

Hubby calls and asks me to check if there are any flights leaving sooner than the one he was rebooked on. I check and my computer freezes.
N E A T.

I'm practically drooling and longing for a coffee now. So I walk up one floor to get a cup of coffee in the other office. On my way back down I spill the boiling hot black stuff all over my pants. OF C O U R S E.

Back at my desk and my computer still doesn't do what I want. Too bad it is still dark because the blinds are down and the lights are still off. A state I can only change if my computer were running. Crawling under the desk to work on it. Coming back up with fluff and dust on my pants but the computer is up and running again and there is light.
F U N- F U * * I N G - T A S T I C.

Settling down at my desk the rain stops and the sun is coming out.
W T F ? Are you serious? I'll take that and I am not going to doubt it!

There's nothing like starting the weekend by accidently happening across a really funny website thereby forgetting that the apartment is waiting to be cleaned, laundry to be done or garbage to be brought outside.

I just had the biggest laugh at this site called spEak You're bRanes to be found here: http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com.

Here they are in their own words:

" A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar.
All the comments quoted were found on the BBC "Have Your Say" site. Yes, people really have written them. On purpose as far as I can tell."

It just goes to prove that people really are stupid. I had the biggest laugh just now.

• world domination!!!


• why krazy glue does stick to everything except to the tube it comes in?


• why there's never a subway when you need one, yet there's always one waiting when you're in no rush whatsoever?


• why the weather forecast is repeatedly lying to me /us all???


• why the next beergarden is not in walking distance to my house. What use is drinking when I can't because I gotta drive???

This world is a mad place I tell you. What have you been pondering?

What is it lately? The return of the retirees? Indiana Jones, 90210, New Kids on the Block? I feel like I was put into a time capsule and catapulted straight back to the late 80's early 90's.

I want out!
Because I surely didn't sign up for this. I am all for progress and moving on. Trips down memory lane are funny and a good thing. Good things should come in small measures, even if at first you may not agree but who would want to eat a pound of chocolate or three steaks or five tubs of ice cream. Well we all want that but we don’t. Indulging too much is a bad thing.

Plus I don't want to be made to feel like I am living in the past. Somebody help me because I do not want to go "Back to the Future". The resurfacing of these shows, acts and movies makes me feel really, really old. And to think just that just the other day I was so proud to have been out until 5a.m. Ha – in my face sucker because if I really was young, that wouldn’t even have to be mentioned like it was some sort of a “big thing”.

So come on Indy, NKOTB and Lord knows what else, bring it on. I am ready!