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Mary had a little lamb,
a little toast,
a little jam,
a little pizza
and some cake,
some French fries
and a chocolate shake,
a little burger
on a bun.
And that's why Mary
weighs a ton.
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Eleanor Roosevelt
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has wasted thirty years of his life.
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I was born in Rotterdam Holland...but have lived in the UK London all my life since I was 3 years old after my Father died
Mum came home to her Mum
and that as they is history :-) ................................................
I am a "recently discovered internet" computer addict, I love stuff like this and I am also a stumbler http://sjoukes.stumbleupon.com/ I will soon be an OAP (update..I am one now) so I have a lot of surfing to catch up with
I'm Mrs ordinary living in a concrete jungle, but thanks to my trusty desktop I get to see a glimpse of other peoples lives and so much more... I am so glad I discovered the internet before I pop my clogs :-) and a big thank you to my son who pays for my broadband each month ;-) I am married with 4 grown kids 3 boys and 1 girl and 6 grandchildren 5 boys and 1 girl
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The Computer User's Reboot Poem
Back To Computers
Don't you wish when life is bad and things just don't compute, That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot?
Things would all turn out OK, life could be so sweet If we had those special keys Ctrl, Alt, and Delete
Your boss is mad, your bills not paid, your wife, well she's just mute Just stop and hit those wonderful keys that make it all reboot
You'd like to have another job but you fear living in the street? You solve it all and start a new, Ctrl, Alt, and Delete.
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A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an
honest one.
A cold beer - and another one
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