As a chick trying to get by strictly on her looks, I have had to make some adjustments as time passes and gravity pulls. I now use sarcasm, wit and a sad lack of intellect to fool the masses. I'm just now figuring out why my fondness for Kraft dinner and my penchant for potty talk doesn't make me a candidate for mother of the year. I like to poke fun at my kids, my hubs, my saggy A-cups and occasionally talk about my Angel, my son.

Special thanks to Sarcastic Mom for allowing me to use her muffin top as my own. RAWR!

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